Squamous

A wart covered growth that thrives between the legs. It usually has the appearance of a gourd.

"Doc, I believe I have developed some kind of squamous."

by Margarige January 27, 2009

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.

Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"

by Squam King December 20, 2008

Squarf/skwarf

The phenomenon of something being very nearly very good, but actually crap.

Playing deliberately off several cushions with side and potting the black, then the white aswell. In a game of pool.

by sack the chimp March 27, 2004

squamtakun

a game played with six random balls of different colors and played with five people per side. All players must love penguins. The goal of the game is to be the first person to contain all six balls in one team member's pants. Playing field is infinite in size.

The Incisors rocked The Rocket Pants in the 2007 Squamtakun World Cup.

by donnergot May 2, 2007

Squamous

term used for someone who is gay

Oh Paul, you're such a squamous!

by swisschick February 19, 2009

Squamp Gwamp

When you consume so much alcohol that you cant get your dick up

Cure: Text "Jordan" to Finish

Dan: "Hey Kyle, did you fuck her last night?"
Kyle: *sighs* "nahhh, I had squamp gwamp"

by coolblackkid July 17, 2010

Squamous

Scientific term. Often Linked to something such as a pink splotch. In other cases it could mean, a babe and or dude, and or any reproductive organs of the two sexes.

"He met this uber hot chick followed by some major squamous all night long."
"theres too much sausage at this party, we need to find some squamous."
Aw dude, I was changing in the locker room and his squamous popped out

by Dank-roo November 21, 2010