speffle

Retarded or "special"

"Herp da derp I'm speffle!" -- short bus passenger

by Scithe August 24, 2011

Atari Shuffle

The act of rubbing your feet on the carpet to build up a static charge, and touching the top bolt of the coin mechanism on the origial pong machine, this would sometimes trigger a free game. If there is no carpet you can use vinal jackets.

Me and my girl did the Atari Shuffle all night.

by G.H. Strikes Again! September 25, 2006

Supermarket shuffle

The act of two individuals walking head on in a supermarket at which time they are unable to predict the direction the opposite party will maneuver resulting in a left to right or right to left shuffle that leaves both parties felling somewhat awkward about the occurrence. This sometimes leads to nervous laughter or a consequential head on collision.

Ex: Lyle was walking down the frozen foods section at Wally World when in front of him appeared a patron walking in the opposite direction. When the two parties tried to pass they did the supermarket shuffle before bursting into a nervous yet awkward laughter and going on about their business.

by L. Walker June 22, 2009

Yorgey Shuffle

A sexual move where you fuck the girl standing and having her bent over the bed. You fully pull out and re-enter 6 times while shuffling back and forth in the process. This is considered 1 Yorgey Shuffle.

Dude, Jerry pulled off 12 Yorgey Shuffle's last night!

by CrazyGlueGuy January 25, 2011

Glizzy Shuffle

The placing of your cock (glizzy) between two butt cheeks (buns) and thrusting till the act of climax, no insertion.

“Yo did you smash that chick?” “Nah, she wouldn’t do more than the Glizzy Shuffle”

by Gomezinator August 22, 2020

orphus souffle

A savory treat when one individual puts his, her, or their fingers in every available anatomical opening but always ends with the fingers in the mouth. Usually the anus finishes off the last topping or ingredient in the soufflé. Best done on a hot, humid day. Also referred to as the "No Holes Barred."

Fred: Ted, why did you stick your fingers in your ears, then up your nostrils, and now they are both shoved up your sinkhole? Don't you know it's like 90 degrees with a heat index of 110?
Ted: That's exactly why I'm doing it...the hotter it is outside the better the consistency and taste of the orphus souffle.

by Moon Chan April 18, 2022

three finger shuffle

female masturbation

She was home by herself and horny. So she did the three finger shuffle.

by returnunopened January 27, 2010