Sproone

The art of "sprooning" is to eat prunes well spooning with a partner. One or both can be eating prunes.

"Oh man I love to spoon and eat prunes"
"You should totally Sproone!"

by sproone_prune November 20, 2011

Splootounks

The sound a large piece of shit makes as it comes into contact with the toilet bowl's water, thus resulting in a splash of shit juice onto the off loader's buttcheeks.

Man! After that doubles and Ritual's I really had a case of the splootounks!

by Dr. Flatulence Ph.D January 3, 2017

Brothel Sprout

Genital warts

Joe visited a Las Vegas brothel and came home with a case of the brothel sprouts.

by JoeNick78 May 29, 2018

Pee Pee Sprout

A young male's penis not fully developed into a cock yet.
a very small penis.

Litte Billy pulled out his pee pee sprout and pee'ed on the floor.

by Funky Wagner August 30, 2009

shit sprouter

One who speaks confidently on subjects of which they actually have no knowledge. Shit sprouters usually posses an air of authority and have been known to exude excessive self confidence when sprouting shit, hiding the fact that they really know nothing. Shit can also be sprouted deliberately as malicious misinformation, often to coerce people into making decisions that ultimately benefit the sprouter. Similar in nature to a bullshit artist or con-man, but much harder to spot as the shit sprouter may be so over compensating their ignorance that they might not actually be aware of the fact that they are sprouting shit, and in some sick way, believe their own shit.

Ignorant sprouting:
shit sprouter: "Our clients will sell more product if you change your design and make the call-out bigger."
Designer: "Oh, according to what research do you base your suggestions?"
shit sprouter: ignores the question "Consumers love big call-outs, they find it easier to understand the benefits of the product if you make everything really big!"

Deliberate sprouting:
shit sprouter: "We're all voting for Parvity dude, you should switch your vote"
Victim: "Oh, ok, thanks for the heads up, I'll do that"
babowww

Malicious sprouting:
Overpaid shit sprouter: "Hey, you know that dipshit in accounting earns more than you"
Underpaid Victim: "Really? I'm so gonna go on strike"
Overpaid shit sprouter: secretly laughing "Yeah man, you should do that - fuck the establishment!"

by jonathad April 1, 2010

sprouter

The word sprouter is a term used very loosely , towards a good looking girl. Often yelled out of cars windows or just to passers by . It is a term derived from the "skaters"
But used properly it is defined as a young girl blossoming into a good looking women.

"Dude, that chick is sprout"
"SPROUTERRRRR!!!!"

by Little Tom January 2, 2009

le sprout

le sprout is the name of the sprout family , that consists of 9 girls and 3 boys , 11 members in total currently .

daily talk in the sprout family:
ryan : hey yallzzzz wheres the tea -tea emoji-
megan : -tells the tea n gossips n talks abt pjo-
wenen : -reacts to tea n gossips w megan while reacting to megan’s pjo-
anthea : -talks abt tea and her beautiful outfits and how hot she is-
max and vicki : -flirTs-
izabelle , yik kang , gabrielle , emily : -never talks-
angelina : -poofs- hi n bye -poofs-
samantha : omg why r pigs so cute

this is basically what le sprout means.

by w.xn_ennn June 16, 2020