spoog

jizz, cum, sperm

when my girl gave me head i spooged all in her mouth.

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

sproggen

Children. Often used as a derogatory term by people who don't like children. The term seems to have gained a lot of use in the "Child Free By Choice" movement.

Those breeders seem to think I want to spend my day watching their sproggen, but they popped out those obnoxious crotch fruits so why don't they take care of them themselves?

by L.A.V. January 24, 2007

Spooge-itsu

An ancient martial art that involves head-butting, insulting, kicking people while their on the ground, and causing yourself to ejaculate with such speed that it hurls semen with such speed and force that it can injure, and even kill a man at a moderate distance.

He used his excellent spooge-itsu technique to kill 4 ninjas before they could get closer than 15 yards!

by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009

Spooge Catcher

Vagina. Female genitals. The part of the female body that catches semen, spooge

I shagged a bird last night and jizzed in her spooge catcher!!

My TV remote fits in my girlf friends spooge catcher

I lost my watch in her spooge catcher!

by Dave & Robo April 19, 2009

snooze or spooge

The game made famous in the 40-year old virgin. You take four Tylenol PMs and then masturbate to see if you can blow a load before falling asleep. The best part is either way you win!

I was so bored last night so I played snooze or spooge--It didn't really matter the outcome because I was a winner both ways!

by Stagmen November 30, 2017

spoggy

Chewing gum.

Used in Grimsby and surrounding areas

Do you want a piece of spoggy?

by Peter Stanley October 5, 2004

Scrog

Aggressive (often drunken) sex characterized by the sound of bodies slapping together, a general lack of traditional tender romance, and licentious screams of "oh baby" and "do you like that" and "fuck me harder, sergeant!"

Or what we did in Chris's bathroom and living room after he told us not to.

"Now don't you two do any scrogging in my house"
-Chris

by deutschbag99 December 9, 2013