sporked

The act of sticking plastic forks (points down) into a yard. It is a relatively harmless prank that occurs during the darkness of the night. Oftentimes the forks will be arranged into a pattern or used to write out a phrase or word, but random placement will also occur.

George awoke to find his yard sporked, and immediately contrived plans for revenge.

by scoreJ6 June 22, 2007

Spore fister

One who fists spores.

Fungi reproduces asexually through sporing. Thus, those individuals who you call "asexual" as an insult can also be called a "spore fister" as they are attracted to spores.

You're such an asexual spore fister!

by AxlRose August 12, 2007

Sporenography

Pornography created using the game Spore Creature Creator.

Sporenography are creatures having sex doggie style. Creatures with huge penises, huge walking penises, Goatse and even Tubgirl, have been created using SCC

by Al Bear972 August 27, 2008

Britney Spared

Noun- threatening to kill someone ...one more time, but shaving their head instead, sparing their life.

Yes James, she tried to kill me, but Britney Spared my life.

by kyleighrilynn January 24, 2019

Spore Whore

A person male or female that will do anything or anyone for a few minutes on the video game spore.

Guy 1-Yo man that spore whore gave me his car for just fifteen minutes!

Guy 2-Oh shit man that's tight my Spore Whore... well she gave me something

Both-Alright!

by fieryeskimo351 November 3, 2008

scored

Got laid. Had sex. 'Scored' mainly applies when getting laid for the first time with a person you have only just, or recently met.

1. "Man, I gotta go now, im gonne score big time with this Melissa chick"
2. " Oh damn, I scored big time last night..."

by Dr_Snapid November 14, 2005

Spore

A widely played game that lets an 8 year-old boy watch their older siblings or relatives make monsters with penises that are at least 10 feet long and then turned into giant monsters that jump and give you a massive tea-bag.

Trust me - I would know.

8yearold: Dude! The only thing I can see is that one's giant penis and I can't see anything!
Person: MORE! MORE! MORE! I love Spore!

by THESMARTANDDUMB December 31, 2008