slumass

someone considered to be lame or stupid, good substitute for “dumbass.”

Josh is such a slumass.

by imboredlol24 August 19, 2021

Slumberjacking

Sleeping deeply and snoring loudly (sawing logs). Combines sleeping with lumberjack noise.

Knock loud on the door, the Sofa King is slumberjacking on the sofa.

by anonymous May 20, 2022

you slumber, you blunder

A variation of “you snooze you lose” but much more fancy fancy Spansy.

Lily: “Why did you post a picture of me sleeping in class”
Me: “You slumber, you blunder”

by The kool kids February 2, 2022

slum lord

People who own property and rent it out to low income people for more than the property is worth and never bother to keep the rentals up to health code standards. Rich people who make their money victimizing low income families.

We asked the land lord to fix the leaky water faucet, and get rid of the cockroaches, but he won't do it; the guy is just another 21st century slum lord.

by Merrily McCarthy July 17, 2003

slum piece

The girl you go slumming with when your slam piece falls through or the girl you go to when you are in a slump and just need to get laid. The opposite of a slam piece

Shit, my slam piece is out of town for the weekend. I better call my slum piece.

I've been going through a slump lately. I need to lower my standards and find a slum piece.

by drivethrurelis October 3, 2011

shlumped

When you smoke a lot of tree and when you're coming down you feel hella tired, sometimes kinda shitty but also you'll just wanna sleep. Personally I feel more shlumped after i have a good head high like from good bong rips or woods.

"Wow, im feeling pretty shlupmed from smoking earlier."
"Gonna take a nap I'm hella shlumped"

by lonelystona June 18, 2018

slumber

To sleep for a very long time.

In particular, longer than you would for a normal sleep and shorter than bedrest

Man, I wish I had just slept instead of slumbered.

by Jason101 December 25, 2005