Splooge Deuce

Masturbating while pooping. Killing 2 turds and 1 bone. The splooge deuce can be enjoyed by both males and females. It is most enjoyable when you time your orgasm as you pinch a turd off.

My girlfriend and I were making out but because of her menstrual cycle and the diarrhea that accompanies it, we could not make love that night so instead we went into the bathroom together and watched eachother enjoy a splooge deuce.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 1, 2009

splooge

an ejaculatory deposit

My roommate left his splooge-covered t-shirt on the floor again.

by Kevin H. March 5, 2004

Sploodoo

A mixture of semen, blood, and doodoo usually resulting from rough anal sex.

I was pounding her ass balls deep, when I got up that morning my dick was covered in sploodoo!

by Kizurazgubye January 17, 2008

sploojunkie

A person who can't receive enough sploogies.

"Dude! You should have seen Adam he was going all sploojunkie on those dudes. Like a lawn sprinkler."

by Ballgazer December 22, 2008

sploogeheef

An ejaculatory deposit with increased gaseous pockets that derive from the penis.

My heefbucket friend sploogeheefed my neighbour's dog while i watched

by Heeferqueefer April 18, 2009

Sploog

To cum; to jiz on ones face; an eruption from the peinis.

After head I splooged in her face.

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

splooge

Any and all ejaculatory juices that derive from the male penis.

This word can be used as a noun or verb.

Shane splooged all over her face.

I hope his splooge isn't on my pillow.

by K Dizzle August 18, 2004