Dance Floor Splatters

When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.

I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!

by Bowel Problems Bandit May 10, 2009

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banana splitters

When two girls have banged the same dude at different times.

Shit girl! You fucked him too? ... Guess we're banana splitters!

by Eleventy Threeve September 2, 2017

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sprouters

girls younger than you are (generally 2 years younger) who are less experienced in the art of sexuality. But are whiling to put out alot

those sprouters on the weekend were so hot. all the guys got stuff of them

by beng-skinny September 21, 2009

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Splooter

One who sploots objects (such as soap or marbles).

"In competitions Rod was always the best splooter"

by Liam April 10, 2007

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lip splitters

when a chick wears jeans so tight they split her pussy lips apart

god damn jenna was wearing some lip splitters last night

by mikeyc18 April 28, 2009

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A portmanteau of ass and platter, splatters are any pants or shorts worn lower than the waist that highlight the accessibility of the butt, presumably as an advertisement of one's eagerness for anal sex. Likely a carryover from the prison trend to announce homosexuality by wearing the pants low.

"Fool's wearin splatters and he ain't even gay!"

"What's with all these punks wearing splatters? You'd think it was Happy Hour at a gay bar."

by <MF> July 15, 2009

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