Smidget

A smushed midget- usually used as an insult

Friend 1:OMG, did you see how short she was?

Friend 2: I know right, what a smidget!

by Maddi P November 25, 2011

smidget

A person a little taller than a midget, a smidge over a midget (in fact), but not quite a real person (148cm - 155cm)

Damo - Have you met Malone...the new short stop, he's a midget!
Gavin - Nah Bro, he's taller than that! He's a SMIDGET

by Short Cunt September 20, 2014

spudget

a spudget is when you're an/or acting like a nugget and a spud mixed in one.
or
you are a nugget but however look like a potato.

goddam this idiot if a spudget.
"Tiffiny was acting like a weirdo today." "Nah fam she was acting like a spudget."

by @potatolife September 25, 2017

Smidget

A person in bare feet, carrying their kicks, whilst walking home from last night's party.

Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!

Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!

Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'

by kiordz August 20, 2009

spiget

1. a pig's uncle

2. a gothic pole dancer

1. omg, peter is such a spiget!

2. justin is such a spiget with those black shoes...

by eniledam May 18, 2006

smidget

a word for a small penis also created on the same day in 2003 as its sister word lossop.

its best 2 wiggle your little finger when usin this as an insult.

by masta J May 13, 2005

Smidget

An extremely short person, but not quite a midget or little person.

If Linda were just a smidgen shorter,she'd be a midget. But instead she is a smidget.

by Thrift store diva June 3, 2016