Spider 

Fuck!!!! Those things are creepy as hell.

The cause of childhood terrors.

Mom: oh my goodness, that's the biggest spider I've ever seen.
Me: *packed bags* Fuck it, I'm going to dad's house.

Spider by Tank.com October 4, 2018

Spider 

"All spiders can block flyers.
All spiders have some green in them.
Unless they are nifty artifact mecha-spiders.
All spiders have toughness greater than their power. Their power is at least 1.
All spiders should cost five or less. And if it's cost is five, the spider should be ridiculous. Four, really, seems like it should be market price for a solid spider, and three for a pretty good one. But definitely not more than five.
All spiders will make the cut in your sealed deck, assuming you are playing Green.
All spiders have the creature type - spider."

-jon becker

Whiplash Spider

Spider by JVL -boab April 20, 2011

Spider 

1. An 8-legged arachnid (not an insect). Some species are venomous, such as the Black Widow, while others are not.

2. The scariest fuckin' things you will ever lay eyes on.

Hey dude, come check out this poisonous spider!

Oh, come on, I highly doubt that it's---AAH, MY EYE!!

Spider by kefeinberger November 23, 2014

Spider 

Something you run the hell away from, and no one knows why.

noun: WTF is that i spider!? GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT!

Spider by Professor Yeeticus March 11, 2019

Spider 

Eight-legged demon created in the depths of hell.

Holy shit there’s a spider on my wall.

Spider by SpooderEl September 14, 2019

Spider 

A feline possessing one or more of the following qualities, especially one possessing all of them: homosexuality, retardation, hideousness, a shit-head personality, an overall disturbed nature.

Also, a feline that is the product of mutations due to close proximity to a meth lab during development.

Yeah, she finally got a cat, just like she wanted to. Too bad it ended up being such a Spider.

Spider by Continuum muunitnoC August 26, 2008

Spider 

A pimp like reploid who uses playing cards as a weapon as a tribute to X-Man character Gambit. He later sacrifices himself to save X and Zero but in reality it was all an act by Redips who posed as Spider to get Supra Force Metal.

Spider is Redips spelled backwards LOLOL!!!!

Spider by ZOMG September 2, 2005