concrete sphere

someone who sucks at life and everything else

wow that guy sucks at this, hes a concrete sphere

by jamiecase August 19, 2008

concrete sphere

somebody who sucks at life and everything else.

wow, this guy is horrible at this, he's a concrete sphere.

by jemzy August 18, 2008

Brag-o-sphere

A self-congratulatory body of bombast and bloviation passed off as autobiographies and especially designed for class reunion books and websites. Also known as arrant bullshit.

After earning my second PhD (magna cum laud), I married the love of my life and bought Andrew Carnegie's old summer house where we raised our two Harvard-bound children. The medallion from my Nobel Prize hangs above the fireplace right next to the Presidential Citation for meritorious . . .

I'm going to publish the history of my life in the Brag-o-sphere, where all you peasants can read about your betters.

by Bloodystocking March 13, 2010

Odin Sphere

The testicle of the Norse king of gods, usually used in comparison to other testicles.

Talking to women requires Odin Spheres.

by TinfoilCondom April 14, 2014

Soviet Sphere

A number of russians sitting in a circle passing a bottle of vodka

Man, last nights soviet sphere was amazing
They met up for their anual soviet sphere

by Scarcely March 25, 2017

Negative Fun Sphere

Adjective: The effect or result of an act or event that is so un-fun that its suckiness retroactively contaminates all fun events caught under the spehere of influence of the negative fun event.

The sphere of influence can extend indefinately into the past. Etymologically negative fun is related to the ancient greek saying that "one can only judge whether a man's life has been good after he has reached the end of it". If event E at time T of someone's life had extreme suckiness, it could, by virtue of its negative fun sphere contaminate the whole life of said individual.

Going to the dentest suckked so much that the suckyness of it all retroactively contaminated last weeks epic shindig. As such I must now reverse my position and maintain that ur party sucked by virue of negative fun.

by alienpig May 10, 2008

Negative Fun Sphere

Adjective: The effect or result of an act or event that is so un-fun that its suckiness retroactively contanimates all fun events caught under the spehere of influence of the negative fun event.

The sphere of influence can extend indeffinately into the past. Etymologically negative fun is realted to the ancient greek saying that "one can only judge whether a man's life has been good after he has reached the end of it". If event E at time T of someone's life had extreme suckiness, it could, by virtue of its negative fun sphere contaminate the whole life of said individual.

Going to the dentest suckked so much that the suckyness of it all retroactively contaminated last weeks epic shindig. As such I must now reverse my position and maintain that ur party sucked by virue of negative fun.

by alienpig May 10, 2008