smartical

to be smartt. a.k.a. a genius. (smartt ass)

Desirae is one of the most smartical 8th graders.

by Dorkis D. January 5, 2007

spastication

when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life

that was complete spastication i am confused

by twkwsaal May 12, 2018

spastic chariot

An invalid carriage, that is a 3 wheel vehicle specially designed for disabled drivers, outlawed now in the UK on safety grounds.

I thought June would be impressed when i pulled up in my spastic chariot, but she just looked at me contemptuously.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

spasticate

To make oneself operate as simliar to a person with a physical disability, indoubtably by performing some act of stupidity involving a sharp knife and a citrus fruit.

"Ha !! Ginge pure spasticated himself !"

by Mohammed Mountain November 26, 2003

Spasticating

Spasticating was first used from a not well known author called Crosta_ta. It is an adjective used when someone is faking to have a seizure to make your friends laugh.

Hey look “Bomber Bhat” is spasticating, hahahahaha he is funny

by Thotdestroyer24 December 2, 2018

spatially challenged

someone who is not aware of the space and other objects around them, to the point that they are constantly walking into things, tripping, knocking things over

Bill: Did Laura just turn around and walk into that wall?
Anne: ya, she is spatially challenged

by spfe August 2, 2011

Spazztically

When you have had too much to drink, of whatever that sparkling stuff was and you start dancing randomly.

"OH MY GOD!!! This is my Favorite song!!!" -Dances Spazztically-!

by iDance! January 16, 2009