spastard

A person for whom both the insults "spastic" and "retard" apply. spas-tard.

You fucking spastard, you dropped the jellyfish back in the sea.

by mmmmmmkay August 16, 2005

spattered

splashed, asperse, bedabble

My bed was spattered with blood.

by justaguy334432 November 18, 2013

Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.

AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.

by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012

Spankered

The equivalent to being extemely drunk, 'lagging' or 'hammered' used for description.

Boy 1: Mate, I cannot wait until after all the exams are all over, gonna be mad.
Boy 2: I know! I'm gonna get absolutely spankered every weekend!

by Makaveli321 October 17, 2012

Scattered

Scattered is when your somewhere and something comes and you leave abruptly

Mark : Then the police came so we all scattered

by colourful bird Oioi September 24, 2016

sistered

To be raped and made somebody's prison bitch. (ie Shawshank Redemption)

also sistering

So we when we went to jail Mike totally got sistered.

by Chunkymonkey102 November 17, 2009

scattered

Used in the bottom of West Philadelphia to describe some one who is reckless or careless in his/her actions.

He's gonna get Raheem on you. That boah is scattered.

by Lbs. December 29, 2006