SPSM

Scroats Per Square Mile -

A measure of the prevalence of Scroats in an area.
An SPSM value over 10 usually signifies a shithole.

Have you ever been to Salford? It must have an SPSM of at least 13!

by J.Rhodes July 23, 2008

Spspspspsps

To mock your friends or to get their attention

People that usually say this are very will read and have excellent grammar tabby ;)

Spspspssppsspsps come over here
Spapspspspspaps a noun

Spspspspspspsps calling someone over

by Spspspspspspsps December 20, 2019

spssh

A sound made when asked a question either you don't know the answer to or one where you can only draw a blank. Much like 'uhh' or 'huh' only better.
pronounced
shpah+shhhh

It's uh... spssh...?

by dyno<3r November 9, 2010

SPSIMP

Acronym for:
Someone put shit in my pants.

After I sharted I screamed out "OMG FFS SPSIMP".

by Frank October 29, 2004

Spsassin

The combination of a Assassin and a spy. People who are spsassin's usually belong to a secret elite group most commonly known for wearing lime green & Hot pink spandex with proper helmets for safety. The Spsassins would be great at taking over the world. They are also heavily trained in the art of brainwashing. Members usually must be at least two out of the four of either Vampires-Ninjas-Pirates-Superheroes.

Christina and Brad are the best spsassin's known to mankind and will rule the world.

by Captain No Beard of the Not-So-Jolly-Rancher aka B-Rad June 11, 2006

SPSD

Smart Phone Screen Deficiency

The repeated occurance of accidentally calling or texting someone because the touch screen of your phone can have a mind of its own.

{sender} Alex: adsjhfaksjfhkaskkdsfsddddaddsjjjjjdsjjgfds

{reciever} Brooke: What? :(

{sender} Alex: sorry, spsd

by r0leX August 10, 2010

spspsppsps

"spspsppsps" is a way to mutter. It's a breathy muttering, a way to bitch about people constantly without them being able to discern what you're saying.

"spspsppspsspspsppspsspspsppspsspspsppspsspspsppspsspspsppspsspspsppsps"

Is all ben says

by Downvoting Victim July 21, 2008