Circle of Sauron

A bevy of gentleman get together for an evening of frivolity and begin by getting drunk. Then they place a towel on the floor and gather round in a circle, their naked bodies glistening with oil.
Then they all begin to masturbate as furiously as they can, spraying their load in a partial circle onto the towel.
If all goes well, the men will have created a perfect circle of seed which one man, designated as Sméagol will grab the towel and run around the house naked screaming "MY PRECIOUS MY PRECIOUS!" it's then up to the other men to chase down the oiled and aroused gollum, seize the towel of seed and cast it into the fireplace where its powers are consumed and can never be used for evil again.

Credit goes to Chapmanfan

This thread is such a circle jerk, a Circle of Sauron even.

by Definethisforme April 3, 2011

The Mouth of Sauron

A lieutenant of the dark army of Mordor. This being has been enslaved by Sauron. The Mouth of Sauron has given himself to Sauron, thus being so corrupted, the world forgot his own name. When Saruman failed and Isengard was no more, The Mouth of Sauron was promised Saruman's place, as leader of the western world of Middle Earth if Sauron won the war. As portrayed in The Lord of the Rings : Return of the King Extended Edition DVD, Mouth of Sauron rides upon The Horse of Sauron, a being of pure death and horror. The Mouth of Sauron has a high possibilitie of being blind. His eyes are of no use to him for all his purpose was then, to represnt the dark lord.

Like Smeagol / Gollum, and the Orcs, the Mouth of Sauron is not a comic relief character, or a simple monster to scare. He is a true tortured and pitiful being.

by M Weiss September 1, 2005

sorority girl

A sorority girl is a female college student belonging to a social sorority. She may or may not live in a sorority house. She will normally be seen wearing Chanel sunglasses, a Northface jacket, and bag representing her sorority's letters. Sorority girls are typically high maintenance and very uppity. Most are white middle and upper middle class girls that are spoiled and extrememly materialistic. These bleach blondes are extremely loud and spend most of their time shopping and partying with frat boys. Often confused to be sluts, sorority girls are most often cock teases. Sorority girls are sometimes extremely protective of their sorority sisters and can only be distracted by a professional wing man.

I went to a party and all of the girls were blonde spoiled suburbanite zombies.

Yeah dude, they were total sorority girls.

by andykirby86 January 22, 2007

Eye of Sauron

When a female, normally a skank stripper, wears g-string undergarmets and shows off her ass, she often reveals her brown eye poking out on each side of the g-string. Due to similarilty in appearance, this phenomena is referred to as the Eye of Sauron.

See Also: Eye of Saruman

Damn, I wish I was staring into the Eye of Saruman, instead of the Eye of Sauron.

Fuck me, this stripper needs to bleach this Eye of Sauron.

This bitch must've just taken a shit without wiping, because her Eye of Sauron just said "I... See... You..."

by Cooper_and_Gutridge May 20, 2011

Sorority Girl Special

A Volkswagen Passat, Jetta, Cabrio or EOS.

Look at all these sorority girl specials, are we at the VW dealer? No Chico State, but I think one said UGG Edition, and had fur on the seats.

by Cokeslut January 13, 2010

Sauron

First a Maia of Aulë, then Melkor's lieutenant, then tyrant of Mordor.

Sauron was the Lord of the Rings.

by Korora November 13, 2003

SoRo

Abbreviation for South Roanoke. South Roanoke is an affluent area, full of grand old houses and manicured lawns. Crystal Spring Elementary is located in South Roanoke, and the children who go there tend to be preppy. As you work your way into South Roanoke, the houses become larger and the cars nicer- the best area to be is right on the mountain.

Girl 1: "All the girls from SoRo are really popular."
Girl 2: "I know- everyone always pays attention to them."
Girl 1: "Yeah, I wish I lived in SoRo."

by aybaybay August 26, 2007