A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)
by The Flying Mastadon January 13, 2018
Get the SoCal Asster Blastermug. The experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles of severe winter weather “back east,” in other parts of the country where one had previously lived, while on a beach or in a pool in the Southern Californian sun at 65°F or higher.
So many posted weather app screenshots about how gnarly cold it is that I got SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude, fer sher.
by Etherpixel January 7, 2018
Get the SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreudemug.