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Snowball Impregnator

This is a slightly convoluted way to become impregnated if the female hates vaginal penetration. The female fellates the male and performs the well known 'snowball', spitting the semen into the male's mouth. Quickly, so as not to damage the sperm by over exposure to oral acids, the male then spits the semen into the female's vagina, thrusting it inside with his tongue.
If this technique is part of a prolonged sex act, then creampie or cunnilingus maybe part of the immediate following proceedings.
Childless Chap: My wife just hates it in the puss and in the bumhole, but we're trying to get her pregnant. She's also limbless and hates hospitals. And get this: she also had a very scary experience with a turkey baster as a child, how're we ever gonna get her up the spout?

Empathetic Chum: Perhaps you could try the old snowball impregnator?
by Phthalo Blue March 10, 2011
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Snotbox

a nose, no special defining characteristics, simply a nose
There's a booger hangin out your snotbox
by Evan February 11, 2005
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end-of-semester snowball phenomenon

The tendency for hw, projects, tests, etc. to occur with disproportionate frequency in the final weeks of a semester.
You thought high school was tough, wait 'til you experience the end-of-semester snowball phenomenon in college.
by 4eggSAMple April 15, 2009
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Mexican Snowboarding

Sliding down a hill of dirt or grass on a trash can lid.
Hey, Juanito, poot down yer taco and let's go Mexican snowboarding on the dirt pile before those other beaners get there.
by Shaniqua Bonquiqui Jones December 11, 2010
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Snowblade

The act of doing (or in reference to) cocaine. Derived from the fact that the powdered cocaine can coat a razor used to divide up lines, causing the blade to be covered in "snow"
"Dude, was she snowblading earlier? She's drawing crazy shit all over the coffee table"

"You wanna snowblade?"
by schm1855 December 31, 2008
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Snowbro

Characterized by an enthusiasm for winter sports, most often snowboarding. A snowbro is stoked about bright, oversized clothing and gooey, gnarly pow.
That snowbro in my class wishes he was Sean White.
by rueluv March 1, 2011
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showbomb

I had a good post going till Mickie brought up her dead Aunt . Was a total Showbomb
by Dutch Indian February 20, 2015
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