Smookini

The shameless and blatant telling by a female of the hair removal on her bikini line to people that are not close friends.

My work colleague proceeded to tell me she had a good smookini after the permanent hair removal treatment at the clinic went well.

by DrQuack September 7, 2008

snookie

a genital wart; a venereal wart

He tried convincing himself that the lumps on his penis were the result of chronic masturbation, but it was no use--he knew deep inside that they were in fact snookies, contracted from the vile prostitute he'd had sex with two months before.

by pollyanna downe January 23, 2011

Snooki

(n) A stumpy and incredibly wide piece of orange colored feces, with one end tapered off to form a small round nodule.

I just defecated and when I looked down I thought I was watching Jersey Shore on that television network that used to play music videos, because my excrement looked like Snooki.

by playconn February 3, 2010

Fly Snooking

The act of sitting in a half full bath tub with an erection so only the head of the penis protrudes through the water. Catch a house fly and tear the wings off. Place the de-winged fly on the head of the penis, it will be unable to fly or swim away. Allow the fly to walk around stimulating the penis to orgasm.

Alan was a real sick ticket he was always getting caught fly snooking.

by Sic Wills September 6, 2008

snookie poof

a bump on the top of the head that is about 6-8 inches long. its is made out of hair and worn by tacky people (don't worry tacky can be good! :D). it is made out of hair and is secured by a clip.

whoa. did you see her snookie poof?

by snookiepoof=interesting December 28, 2010

snookie

A rat-like creature that only hungers for having sex and drinking beer. Speaks in broken english and repeatedly uses the word smush for sex. Last seen on the Jersey Shore

snookie: snookie want smush smush!
guy 1: what is that?!
snookie: snookie want smush smush!
guy 1: it's raping me, it's raping me!

by truthseer November 23, 2011

Shookination

This word originates from a class of Computer Engineering Technology.
Definition - Destroyed, Told Hardcore, etc..

Guy loses hardcore in a game.. "Dude, you just got Shookinated!"

by Anonymous April 30, 2004