Sneaky Snowman

When you come up behind someone stick a carrot in their mouth and fuck them in the ass.

"See that hoe over there? I gave her the sneaky snowman and she tried to eat the carrot."
"Dude, that's a donkey."

by goupy August 19, 2011

buttery snowman

The act of urinating on a female in the snow while she's wearing all white clothing

Dude I just buttery snowman'd Christine.
Man I'm never gonna be able to look at her the same way

by Rick the dick November 21, 2013

Chocolate Snowman

When a man diahreeas on a girl and rubs it all over her. The man then proceeds to cum upon the woman. Thus creating, the chocolate snowman.

dude I own a friggen chocolate snowman factory

by harry puzy January 16, 2008

Angry Snowman

When doing a girl doggy style and about to blow your load, spit on her back too trick her into thinking that you came, and as she turns around blast it in her face.

"Wow she is a total whore"
"Yeah,but she wont mean shit when I give her an Angry Snowman"

by Raul Mondesi May 9, 2008

Cleveland snowman

The act of using your pant leg as a sling/chute to fling feces onto the face of an enemy or anybody else. This is achieved by intentionally passing solid waste, while having gone commando in a pair of jeans or pants. The lack of underwear will lead the solid waste to travel down one pant leg. Once this is done, you lift your foot and kick at the air in front of them. This achieves the effect which earns its name from the snowman-like appearance lent to the victim by the feces; lumps of shit peppering their face much like lumps of coal on a snowman.

I went to a Bill Hicks show and that bitch ain't funny no more. So, I go's to talk to him after the show. Bitch reaches out to shake my hand and I gived him a Cleveland snowman, straight-up. Holla!

by JoshuaJordan May 10, 2008

abominable snowman cock

When a girl surprises you during anal by shitting all over your cock and pouring liquid nitrogen onto it.

"Yeah, Sarah gave me an abominable snowman cock last night. I had to cut the ice off with a knife."

by Filthymilfy March 25, 2016

Cocaine Snowman

The 1983 classic film, Scarface, is based around a refugee escaping the reign of Communism and Fidel Castro in Cuba and becoming one of the most powerful cocaine lords in Miami, Florida. Throughout the film, he is depicted at a desk in his mansion surrounded by mountains of cocaine in which he occasionally slams his head into and snorts. Several memes were born about this occurrence, where the cocaine pile is made into a snowman. A cocaine snowman is basically a snowman made of cocaine. Also known as a cocaine-man.

"Nigga, it's snowing like Hell outside. Wanna go build a snowman?"
"Fuck that, my nigga. Why use snow when you have cocaine?"
"Nigga, are you talking about a Cocaine Snowman."
"Hell yeah, my nigga."

by Straight Out the Rice Fields November 30, 2016