sargeism

A really zippy one liner from Sarge - a character from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue.

Here are two examples of a sargeism:

"Hey blue, how do you like them apples? And by apples I mean bullets! In your face! How do you like them pears? Guess what I mean by pears. These nuuuts."

"Doctor Sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you're dead. Ring ring, hello? Is it you? Yep! You're dead."

by Sidmow April 1, 2009

Sargaron

An extreme form of down syndrome. In most cases it is to late to even cure by the time the syptoms show. If you have Sargaron, I feel sorry for you.

Sypmtoms: Lisp, Being extremely slow to pick up on things, telling healers to heal dead tanks.

Cure: Suicide

Person 1: Oh I heard that Bob's son had Sargaron.
Person 2: Hahahahahaha, what a shit cunt.

by The whole Purge guild. October 24, 2011

snarge

The bloody goo produced when an animal, usually a bird, collides with an aircraft.

Each day, the Smithsonian Institution's Feather Identification Laboratory receives about a dozen packages of snarge from around the country.

by Wookiee Sniper September 29, 2005

shargon

a whore that sleeps with all the males in ones family

kelsi lee is such a shargon. she slept with my dad and brother.

by jake ridley August 21, 2007

sarging

The act of going out for the explicit purpose of either
1) working on skills to attract the opposite sex; or
2) putting those skills to effect.

1) "Dude, my bro and I are going out sarging tonight at Club Xtreme. We need to work on reducing our approach anxiety."

2) "Dude, my bro and I are going sarging tonight at Club Xtreme. Hopefully I can use my acquired skills to pull an SHB11 after negging, out-alpha-ing AMOGs, establishing a jealousy plotline, doing a venue change, setting up a time bridge, bouncing to the seduction location and then overcoming last minute resistance. And maybe her hot roommate will come along for the ride."

by rapmasta November 24, 2006

Snargle

Very bad slurring of words, sometimes even creating new words that make perfect sense to you but not to anyone else. This phenomenon is cause by drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Rum produces the best snarggling

"Did I call you and snargle last night?"
"Yeah, you were really drunk, I had no idea what you were saying"

"Wow Becky, you were wasted last night, you were snarggling really badly"
"oh god, not again"

by Snarggler January 19, 2009

Snag

Australian for sausage.

"Buy a few snags and we'll have a beer and a BBQ."

by Diego September 4, 2003