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Snappy Tom

1. euphemism for a person who tends to be annoying, irritating, difficult, grating or just an asshole.

2. a hot and spicey tomato juice drink popular in the 1960s. It was often associated with people drinking it in the morning to help recover from a hangover.

3. crank, crab, grouse, grump, curmudgeon, turd,grouch, jackass, snot, creep
"My boss is a Snappy Tom this morning."

"Woody woodpecker is a Snappy Tom."

"David Letterman was a real Snappy Tom last night."
by nmecmbtnt January 11, 2012
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taint snapper

A small powerful fart that tickles the skin between your testicals and anus and or vagina and anus.
Did you here that? That was a taint snapper!
by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007
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Snapping turtle

DO NOT LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU WILL REGRET IT! A snapping turtle is really an agressive but cool turtle, you can keep them as pets.
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb November 24, 2022
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Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.
Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?
by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010
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snapscore

when girl write down numbers and saves them it is usually referring to their crush’s snapscore on snapchat

they are tracking if they are snapping other girls and if they are on snapchat if they don’t have their location on
ughh his snapscore went up 5, he’s definitely ignoring me
by Rielle May 4, 2020
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Snapes On A Plane

Critically panned and Major Flop film starring Severus Snape when he hijacks a plane with 6 other clones, terrifying and traumatizing the passengers. A rip off of Snakes On A Plane.

Obviously a sequel was made direct-to-dvd with a budget of £5 and starring porn star Ginny Weasley which is considered the worst film of all time.
Guy: This is worse than Snapes On A Plane
Guy #2: OMG don't get me started
by poopooweeweesnot November 1, 2011
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whipper-snapper

most often used by old people (see geezer) to describe an arrogant young person.
"why, did you just hear that young whippersnapper talk to me?"
by Arrrrr...bagel... November 3, 2003
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