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Heart-Shaped Box

Song performed by Nirvana. Written by Kurt Cobain to express how he loved Courtney Love but felt suppressed by her.
I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks...
by Flannel Flyer October 4, 2004
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Severus Snape

one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men dumbledore has ever known.
Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met
by Musicnotegirl November 7, 2010
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snayed

to be high and or mad fucked up
i am so snayed after that fat l.
by the snay him self February 17, 2010
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Snapes On A Plane

Critically panned and Major Flop film starring Severus Snape when he hijacks a plane with 6 other clones, terrifying and traumatizing the passengers. A rip off of Snakes On A Plane.

Obviously a sequel was made direct-to-dvd with a budget of £5 and starring porn star Ginny Weasley which is considered the worst film of all time.
Guy: This is worse than Snapes On A Plane
Guy #2: OMG don't get me started
by poopooweeweesnot November 1, 2011
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Heart Shaped Box

A great Nirvana song

The song's name came from a heart-shaped box Love had given Cobain. However, Cobain had originally titled the song "Heart-Shaped Coffin"
I love you, here' a "Heart Shaped Box"
by Nonameson December 28, 2011
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Snape

Absolutely anything you want it to be.
Regional variants include "Snapey" and "Snapey Cormack".
Some say that Snape predates time and space.
Although many have speculated that Snapey is the original Snape, he and Baby Snapey are in fact twins, lending a whole new layer of complexity to intersnape relations.
Some say that all of Snapeism grew from a single snape. The rapid rise and proliferation of Snapeism can be attributed to the incredible speed with which snapes rise to prominence in their local communities. From these positions of authority, snapes preach of Snapeism, and the inevitability of complete snape domination. This phenomenon has been dubbed by leading sociologists as Snapevolution. Snapevolution is thought of in certain circles as humanity's final step towards divinity, and as such is a process to be welcomed and aided whenever possible.
As the author of this piece, I simply offer a heartfelt welcome to the ranks of Snapeism. But for those heretics that wish to remain uninitiated, I have but a single warning:
Snapey cometh.
So I snaped him good.
I like snapecakes.
SNAPEY CORMACK.
Oversnaping is unsnapessary.
Seagulls snaping backwards.
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snapewives

A group of middle-aged women on the internet who believe they are all married to Severus Snape from the Harry Potter books -- on the astral plane. They have real-life meetings where they take turns channeling the spirit of Snape so they can have wedding ceremonies with him.

There is in-fighting over whom Snape loves more and whether Snape is an emotional wooby who just needs to be loved, or a domineering master who lives to be dominant.
by Moggraider April 3, 2008
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