Saddle Batter

The warm, thick, wet substance that forms along the saddle, or taint, during physical activity - particularly bike riding.

After that 60-mile bike ride through Borneo, I had some major saddle batter souping up.

by Ruge July 6, 2009

Saddlebagger

A saddlebagger is someone who strategically drapes their testicles over another's nose so that one testicle resides on either side of the nose. The nose can be substituted for any other slender body part or object. Commonly used to insult another's character.

"Henry you fucking Saddlebagger"

by Aeddonger February 14, 2017

Saddley

Someone who looks similar to vector from despicable me. Or doing an anti social neeky activity.

Arthur’s acting a bit saddley i cannot lie.

by gwionw06 June 18, 2023

furry saddle

noun- the act of a female squatting and riding on a bearded man's face

Oh baby, that furry saddle feels like carpet.

by Chili Hole December 25, 2010

Cunt Saddle

The small area between your eyes and your chin, which can be utilized for oral sex.

As my partner started to speak, while I was riding his face, I said "shut your cunt saddle and get to work".

by honey7777 December 18, 2017

Pink Saddle

When your hitting it from behind and you don’t have a solid hand grip so you grab her long, pink, luscious armpit hair and proceed to ride.

Ben: “Yo how was last night with Kristan?”
Porter: “I was hitting it from behind but I lost grip so I had to pink saddle her.”
Ben: “Poggers dude.”
Porter: “Epic Victory Royale”

by Lilboner March 4, 2021

Saddle Brook High School

A public high school where students have to wear uniforms. Half the teachers are sluts, as well as the whole student body. Everyone either gets drunk in the school parking lot or gets stoned in the pot lot across from school. Everyone tends to be a dickhead. The students are higher than their grades most of the time. There's so much drama that you could make a new reality tv show starring the whole school. All the high schoolers get together at Smith field and gets turnt up.

Person A: You're lucky you go to a different school than I do.

Person B: Why?

Person A: because at Saddle Brook High School, everyone whores around and starts drama.

Person B: thank god I don't go there!

by EJSxxxx November 19, 2013