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Smurfed

When someone gets hit by a object or an insult
"DUDE, johhny just got smurfed by that volleyball, AF."
by jhonny window April 24, 2019
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When a girl realises that the guy has a smaller dick then she thought
‘Dylan proper smurfed me ya know!?’
by Papi-smurf1234 September 11, 2020
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While using a porta-potty, the blue water splashes up on your ass.
I just got smurfed in the porta-potty.
by Skinflick October 29, 2020
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When a black guy in Bushwich NYC grabs you and spray paints your balls blue
"Dude did you hear about Alban? He tried to buy a bike in Bushwick and got smurfed!"
by Chonky Nuts October 19, 2020
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Dave: I just smashed that gangbangers girlfriend last week!!
Ty: If he finds out you are smurfed
by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020
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Blueballing someone so bad they resemble Papa Smurf.
“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”

“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”

“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now
by Cazz February 10, 2021
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When you complete an assignment in school and you think you completely outsmarted everyone and got 100 with ease.
“Tyler said he smurfed the AP Chem test”
“Mr. Schlooth said the he made the test hard so I don’t think Tyler is going to Smurf it.”
by Fluverrr December 15, 2021
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