Smegma slap

A slap containing a delicious cheesy substance found between the edge of the foreskin and head of a dick. meant to humiliate/induce vomiting

I totally smegma slapped Steve.

by chuck-pee-cheese November 6, 2010

SUGMA

SUGMA is a viral infection that stems from the BOFA tree of viruses. SUGMA is a rare development of LIGMA and has shown to be similar to other infections in the BOFA tree such as SUGANDESE, SU CON, and EETMA. At the time of this entry there have only been 2,000,000 recorded cases of SUGMA worldwide, the development is extremely rare and also extremely harmful to ones immune and reproductive systems. In the cases studied, Twitch Streamers, Fortnite players, furries, weebs, and cosplayers were shown to be carriers of the infection. It is strongly advised that you refrain from having verbal or physical contact with these groups until a proper cure is found. If you do come in contact with a carrier of SUGMA you can use SUGMA BALLS or SUGMA DICK to attempt to rid them on the infection, but note this treatment is still is still in development and is known to cause fatal side effects.

Carrier: "What's SUGMA?"

Friend: "SUGMA BALLS."

Carrier: *Commits not feel so good*

by Iliektrrains™ July 30, 2018

Smegma

Dick cheese.

I just finished reading the book "Smegma: It's not that bad"

by Nkos October 15, 2010

smegman

A superhero known for his smigma usage to protect the innocent and battle crime.

Oh no! We're out of cheese.
Who called?
Oh please help us Smegman,
Don't worry, I'll just scrape some smegma off my dick.
Wow, thanks Smegman.
MMM!!! This is the best smegmacake i've ever had.

by Jak Hardy April 24, 2007

smegmasbord

That rare situation when a woman finds herself in the middle of a circle jerk where every man is uncircumcised and reeks of dick cheese.

Cameraman: Hey what the hell is that smell?

Director: Oh that's the actors – they're all uncut rugby players. We're nearly broke on this flick so I needed to hire some cheaper talent. I just hope that ho's got no gag reflex and has had her shots because she's about to dine on a smegmasbord!

by The Bone Rollercoaster October 2, 2016

Smegma Sunrise

The act of collecting smegma under the foreskin until there is a ring of it. Then when masturbating, holding the foreskin closed when ejaculating. Then as a punishment for stinky pussy, holding the foreskin closed while peeing to create a charged shot of smegma, cum, and piss onto the woman’s face.

That girls pussy was so stank I had to give her a smegma sunrise.

by Yvng_Sauce January 12, 2021

smegma nuts

The most dangerous infection known to man worst than its other variant smegma

Guy1: Holy shit Bryant got smegma

Guy2: smegma like the cheese
Guy1: smegma nuts

Guy 2: Shut the fuck up I'm fucking your brother rn

by smeglord420 June 9, 2021