A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.
by jimmybomm November 9, 2020
Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.
by Tripple acid whooper May 19, 2011
Bobby found a dead deer on the side of the highway and invited us to go smudge cuddling. I'm gonna go with him, you should come too.
by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020
This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.
by theredfella November 19, 2015
A "Smudge baby" is born when a man or woman without pants (or with crotchless pants) is sitting on a sofa, and shits on the sofa and it smudges all over it.
Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:
http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257
Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:
http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257
by Carnifex2009 April 3, 2009
A Smudge on the Azu means that there is an issue with a plan, the smudge being the issue and the Azu being the good idea/plan. It basically means something's a little fucked that was supposed to be great
Yeah, why did Jessica cancel on you for that amazing date you planned? She really put a Smudge on the Azu
by sparkleberries33 May 4, 2021
When an offensively fat individual sits down on the toilet, misses the centre and leaves a gross shit stain on the back edge of the toilet seat.
Timmy: I swear if Simon leaves one more ass smudge on the toilet seat I'm going to flip.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.
by mattpacer May 15, 2016