butt smudge

after 'releasing' waste products, the part that 'hangs on'. also an insult to persons of idiotic disposition.

'you dropped that expensive glass! - you butt smudge!' or 'ewww...my undies are stuck to my butt...it must be that little be of butt smudge left'

butt smudge by mel p November 30, 2004

fudge smudge 

The remnants of a horrible anal eruption, usually found on the back of the afflicted one's underwear.

"I found some corn lodged deep in the fudge smudge that was left after I farted. Very queer I say, very queer indeed."

fudge smudge by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

Southpaw Smudge 

What happens to left handers when they write a lot in pencil or pen. The bottom of their hand smudges from the graphite or ink as their hand passes over what they just wrote on the paper.

I wrote so much on that in-class essay that I got southpaw smudge.

Southpaw Smudge by JSH774 January 5, 2008

dick smudge 

Sticky residue left by the head of a willy.
Or someone who looks like it.

What fucking dick smudge has left a dick smudge on me curtains.
The missus is gonna do her pieces when she sees it.

dick smudge by Stevie Wankychops November 13, 2005

curtle smudge 

Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.

"I love to curtle smudge trees so much!"
ME:"Right onn"

curtle smudge by Tripple acid whooper June 12, 2011

shit smudge 

A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.

That guy at the bar all drunk and picking fights with everyone is a real shit smudge.

shit smudge by jimmybomm November 9, 2020

nut smudge 

That little tuft of fur on the edge of your bottom lip. It looks like someone rubbed their nuts on your face and left pubic hair in that spot.

Dude, what is with that guy's nut smudge? I dont know man, facial hair like that just looks bad.

nut smudge by 8baller October 12, 2013