smooshed Twinkie

A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.

Dude1: How was your weekend?

Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.

by SugmaFartz69 May 14, 2023

Double Scoosher

(adj) The combined act of Urination and Defacation. Scots, colloquial.

Hey Kristen, im away to do a double scoosher, so i would stay out of the toilet for a while.

by youcancallmehoju July 19, 2012

Tukas Smoocher

/Too-k-has sm-oo-ch-er/

adj. also known as "ass-kisser". A derivative from the yiddish word Tuchus.

A person that "sucks up" to other people or persons in a position of importance or authority ultimately to improve their own standing or advancement. A tukas smoocher has no real marketable skills to speak and uses manipulation of facts and or data, as their primary skill. They are masters of deceit and are not to be trusted under any circumstances.

joe is finance is a first class tukas smoocher, keep your activity and intent close to the vest around him if you want to accomplish anything around here.

by ParaFrogAZ December 9, 2018

Pickle Smoocher

Men that like to virtue signal while wearing gay socks. These men are likely closeted homo's that are into trannies and love to give head.

Justin Trudeau is such a pickle smoocher.

by Bloody Macbeth December 12, 2022

pickle smoocher

ambiguosly gay fraternity members who act as heterosexually as possible

"look at Gary hit on those sorority girls, everyone knows he's such a pickle smoocher"

by skott klla December 18, 2005

Root Smoocher

Is a GAY man who loves big black dirty cock in his ass.

“ hey Jerome, I’m feeling like a good root smoochin in my ass right now”. Yes my nukka im giving you all 12” of my root smoocher

by Sappahire January 18, 2019

snoosher

Someone who doesn't want a 3some
Lame person who his very prude

You)Dude have a 3some with your bi gf.
Dude) Na im good man
You) Man ur such a snoosher

You) why didnt u kiss her
Dude) Cuz idk...
You) You are such a snoosher

by Diggitdogdog January 11, 2009