smooshed Twinkie

A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.

Dude1: How was your weekend?

Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.

by SugmaFartz69 May 15, 2023

Curtain Smoosh

The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.

She totally curtain smooshed him at the party last night.

by Krissyjones October 16, 2018

Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

smoosh buddy

sex buddy; a person that you go to for sex

Hey...are you headed over to your smoosh buddy's for some fun?

Hey...isn't that your smoosh buddy? Should I leave you two alone?

by Abcde February 24, 2012

smoosh

nice or sexy or good looking in general.

that chick was smoosh!
eww look at taylor very unsmoosh.

by woopdeewoopniggawhat May 15, 2007

Smoosh theorem

When all girls are lesbian. All lesbians love vagina. Therefore all girls love vagina.

Alyssa Iglesias (has a bf) according to the smoosh theorem, loves vagina.

by Kevin, will, chadd September 21, 2010

Smoosh Movie

A movie you invite a girl or guy over to watch when you know you aren't going to "watch a movie" and will instead start smooshing once it starts.

Bro #1 - I invited the new dime piece over for a smooth movie...

Bro #2 - What are you watching?

Bro #1 - Anything with Channing Tatum, always a smoosh movie!

by Bromancer20 January 23, 2016