Smoosh Job

When a morbidly obese woman sits on your face suffocating you to near death.

Bro, needed an engine crane to get Linda off my face after that smoosh job.

by Epicwins July 6, 2019

Smoosh Corner

A corner in the rear parking lot at the bodyshop. Parking your car in this corner will give you the much needed privacy to relieve the stress of the work day. Grab your favorite co-worker and head there at lunch for that afternoon delight.

Dim your lights bro! Pricklycactus is in Smoosh Corner pouncin' on that temporary employee.

by SilkyMeatloaf September 4, 2019

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A famous creature (unknown why) in jersey shore, that wants smoosh smoosh, apearently it will rape men and boys. To beat this creature, you must be from Jersey and you must slap her in the face.

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH!!!

by GuidoWhoFistPumps October 19, 2010

push and smoosh

When you take a shit right on the hinge of the toilet seat then close it therefore smooshing the shit.

Man that bartender really pissed me off last night so I went to the bathroom and gave it a good ol push and smoosh.

by Bgdck123 July 26, 2020

boogle-smoosh

when you go for a piss, and don't shake enough

oh shit, i just boogle-smooshed all over my trousers

by thehappygimp April 2, 2008

levi smoosh

when someone hugs you so close and seductively that their genitals push up against you through your jeans

Steven totally just Levi Smooshed Noam

by uberjewber May 2, 2011

Curtain Smoosh

The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.

She totally curtain smooshed him at the party last night.

by Krissyjones October 16, 2018