smooth your dog

A Bristolian phrase for petting your dog.

Bypasser: Ooh lavely dag, do yous mind if I smooth your dog?
Dog walker: Err, OK?

by MNZT November 26, 2016

Thigh Smother

A Wrestling move involving a girl, ussually with thick thighs, putting her thighs on a guy or girl's mouth and nose, smothering them
and ussually knocking them out. Preferred clothing is a flimsy

skirt.

Izzy thigh smothered marco with her mighty thunder thighs, knocking him out and almost killing him.

by Lichkingisraphel October 27, 2011

smooth poser

it means what it means, ok?

be careful up there...it's notorious for...smooth posers

by lumpy princess June 29, 2010

Ukrainian Smoothie

A Molotov cocktail filled with Napalm.

Hey Russian Tank, a Ukrainian cocktail on the house for you... oh and go fuck yourself.

You can make a Ukrainian Smoothie by stuffing styrofoam into a bottle with gasoline and maybe some oil.

by Esab March 10, 2022

Smoothed-em

An expression used when defying how you took control of a situation.

After the fight was over at the party I was at,I decided to grab the microphone & "Smoothed-em" over with my hip-hop freestyle.

by Day2Day1nSociety January 6, 2011

smoothment

As anyone can guess, this is basically a hyphenated word for "Smooth Movement"

My game has smoothment now!

by Michael McGeagh August 14, 2006

smotherer

A large booty on a girl. Named a smotherer because if she were to sit on your face, she would completely smother you. The term smotherer is not specifically positive or negative, that judgement is made by the user of the word. Some men like smotherers, some don't.

Guy1: See that girl over there? She got a fat ass man!
Guy2: Yeah man, that's a real smotherer. If she sat on my face, no way would I be breathing. Mmm mmm!

by Jamie 2 the D September 5, 2008