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smegmabytes

The perfect word has arisen from the depths of oblivion. This word will become legendary. This word is more brag-a-docious in it's connotation(maybe I'll coin that word next) than it is, negative. Should be a noun to be proud of!
Smegmabyte (N) {smeg-ma-byte} -The build-up of corrupted gunk on your computer files from watching a lot of porn.

***Excessive form:

Smegmagig ...amount of gigs needed to watch too much porn.

-or- for the feverish fist-banger:

Smegmaterabyte ...terabytes needed to live in porn world.
Geez, Josh, with all that porn you watch, how many smegmabytes does your computer have?

- or-

Damn, Drew, with all that fist pumping, how many smegmagigs can your computer handle? I wish my computer was as badass as yours

-or-

Wow, Jake, judging by all those tissues on your floor I'm guessing you have the latest software to clean up all those smegmaterabytes? You rock!!
by Chetkush January 17, 2017
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Smegmaster

Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”
Hey Jack did you hear the new smegmaster album?

Yeah I did Sam and it was Shit!
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Smegma Cheese

1. Dick Cheese

2. The Smelly cheesy curds that hides in the foreskin of a man who has not showered or is uncircumsized .
girl: I hate the way bellybutton Jam Smells like
guy: Just be glad you don't have to deal with smegma Cheese in your dick.
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sexmate

ocassional partner for occasional sex (any sex)
we are not in love we just have ocassional sex that's why i told he's my sexmate ,duh!
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smegma

Pronunciation: 'smeg-m&
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, from Latin, detergent, soap, from Greek smEgma, from smEchein to wash off, clean

: the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically: the foul-smelling pasty, cheesy sebaceous accumulation of desquamated epidermal cells and sebum that collects in moist areas like between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora.
"And they say, 'Well, you'll have cheese if you're not
circumcised.' I like it! It's my cheese! Give it to me!"
Howard Stern, talking about smegma, on his radio show, 4/11/00
by Jendo November 7, 2005
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