Stewed Tomato

When you give a woman roofies take her home and do what ever you want and when you cum you punch her in the clit as hard as you can so the next day when she wakes up her clit is swollen and red like a stewed tomato!

I gave your sister a stewed tomato last night! She thinks I fucked her really hard so she will probably come back for more.

by ArlieRedeyejedi November 23, 2011

smeed

small -

your tits are a little smeed.

by smeedpecker September 11, 2003

Smegedinashed

A stressing Teenager, whom enjoys chatting and building computers. Is often found on IRC channel #joyoftech on the Slashnet Server.

Smegedinashed is a cool dude.

by John Harrison August 16, 2003

smeedle

A gay man trapped in a teenage girl's body

A virtual forum posting godess!

Smeedles are also commonly found watching the telly and sitting at the computer getting CTS.

She's smeedle!

by Joe Bliney September 11, 2003

smeedle

Often found clinging to Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp and Ben Mulroney memorabilia

She's so crazy about (celebrity name here), she's acting like a smeedle.

by Poop McGoop September 13, 2003

stewed rabbit

the growing world wide practice of using good friday as a day for undermining the religious aspects of easter, by taking the day to celebrate drunken world wide pub crawls

Are you going to church for Easter Good Friday? Nope, I'm going to be a stewed rabbit.

by Binder Dun Dat February 9, 2013

smeeds

Social media (contraction of)

I'm going off-line and giving the smeeds a break for a few days.

by Donpietro August 17, 2018