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Valde is a smorty. Sven is also a smorty. They are smorties.
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smartie party

The true definition of smarty party is when a girl puts smarties up her pussy or asshole (if ur really that disgusting and wanna do that) and get them out, only using your tounge, before they melt, however many you don't and they melt means you have to go that many days without sex
Tina wanted to have a Smartie Party so she put 6 smarties in her pussy and Tommy only got 2 out before they rest melted, he must now go 4 days without sex. poor Tommy!
by Ksurko September 23, 2007
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smartie party

Everybody gathers together and dresses in brightly coloured leotards, then has a party inside a unnaturally large smartie tube, located in the middle of a field.
No blue's allowed.
by Mrs.Grabeel. May 17, 2008
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party smartie [disco biscuit]

an ectasy tablet, from english sweet 'smartie' (registered trademark)
by chris December 14, 2003
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Smartest tool in the shed

combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed
by WAKESTAR June 2, 2018
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Blue Smartie Syndrome

Blue Smartie Syndrome (BSS) is caused by ingestion of the additives E128 and E133. Other additives can cause similar effect, though the previous are the most used as examples. These are colours (Red and Blue respectively) found in many sweets and processed foods in varying amounts. They are known to cause hyperactivity in children, which can lead to INAD or hyperactive behaviour. Hence, it is extremely unwise to give smarties to hyperactive children, unless you want to prize them off of next door's TV aerial.
"What? Two BOXES? That's enough sugar for them to have a high of several hours!"
by Tristan March 20, 2005
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