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New Toaster Smell

That smell when you first try toasting some Eggos in that cheap ass Chinese toaster and they smell like burnt plastic.
-"Oy vey, Why does this Eggo taste like plastic"
-"Oh, that's just the new toaster smell"
by Kappybara October 24, 2018
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New Baby Smell

That wonderful smell that can only be found on newborn babies. Can be described as a milky smell, a baby powder smell, or the smell of unused diapers.
Never used in a negative way, and commonly used by groups of women surrounding a new mom.
The smell sticks with you after holding a new baby, and makes you want a baby of your own. (Which is why men don't use the term too often.)
Kara: Oh, she's so cute, can I hold her?
Jen: Sure.
Kara: *gush* Ohhh, she has that new baby smell.
Maria: It makes you just want to eat her up, right?
Kara: Ahh, I want a baby so I can smell like this all the time...
Henry: I'm just gonna get out of here..... *vanishes*
Maria: You boyfriend must not like kids, Kara.
by PyroBlackCat November 16, 2009
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the bee knee smell

bob: did you know the bee knee smell
jimmy: yes everyone knows that the bee knee smell
by daddyrogertaylor6939 February 1, 2020
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Subway smell

"Subway smell" is the staunch odor that soaks into your clothing while eating at a Subway restaurant. Many scientists theorize that this God awful smell is produced by the "fresh" baked bread; however, another competing school of thought theorizes that the stench comes from the chemical preservative liquid that the meats come packed in.

Once the smell has penetrated your clothing, you will inevitably smell like a rotten butthole for the rest of the day. Most people will mistake your newly acquired smell for B.O. unless you are carrying a Subway bag, in which case they will immediately understand the source of the offending odor.
Hey Matt, let's go get a $5 footlong at Subway for lunch.

No way Travis. I've got a date with Sarah tonight, and my chances of getting laid will diminish if I have Subway smell on me.

Yes, that place is an olfactory nightmare.
by LightsOutBrant April 24, 2008
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Wake up and smell the ashes

A rare version of wake up and smell the coffee, famously used by the Gman in the beggining of half life 2.
So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
by SirGuindilla September 28, 2019
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Smell yer maw

Often used as a comeback to yer wanker of a pal.

Can be used to take the cunt oot yer pals maw cause she’s an awl bitch who needs kicked aboot.
Dave: Hawl Jimmy, you’re such a queer wee mongo!
Jimmy: Smell yer maw ya fuckin gypsy
by David Mccormacks a pussy June 18, 2020
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smella

well fitttt but going out with a freak called tom, avoid him, hang out with her, shes a babe...
guy 1: duude i would so tap that...
guy 2: dude, your wasting your time, smellas going out with this guy called tom, hes kinda wierd, lets hang with her though
by lilbee31 November 29, 2009
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