Stumpkin

When one is taking an extremely hard test/final while receiving head.

John: Dude that exam was so hard!
Broseph: Bro, I know. At least I was kind of happy because Ms. Tits was giving me a stumpkin.
John: Bro. Respect.
*Knucks*

by Blumpkin Lord June 4, 2011

slumpin

sumtin but bigger or more of it.

I got i lil sumpin slumpin up my sleeve
translation: i got some thing big up my sleeve

by DA DA March 18, 2004

slumpking

A heavy sleeper.

Jomar Villoso is the Goat sleeping, fattest slumpking i've ever met.

by Littydave September 18, 2018

Stumpkin

Much like the blumpkin where you receive head while taking a shit, the stumpkin is when you receive head while studying.

Nigga, if i had a stumpkin right now, i could ace this final.

by Stumpkin Jon December 10, 2009

Slimpkin

A slimpkin is when you give yourself a hand job while taking a dump.

Tim Smith gave himself a slimpkin when he started beating off while taking a massive dump.

by Millatime422 July 23, 2013

shumpkin

Stealing a pumpkin on Halloween, shitting in it, and dropping it off at someone else's house

I just gave the neighbors next door a fat shumpkin

by grizzlybear1024 June 7, 2018

spumpking

Similar to a blumpkin, but the blower is a chronic Zyn user and the reciever is eating an apple

Oh yeah she was caught spumpking and got sentenced for life in prison.

by heheyep March 19, 2024