This war occurred nearing the end of the 8th century. The Loduhan Clan, led by Humphrey Loduha, had all the power at the time and then the liberals came with CNN by their side. The battle raged across the south western mountains of Slovakia. The Loduhan clan used their advanced bow hunting techniques to successfully rid their home of the intruders and restored power to the throne.
What was the catalyst of the Holy Slovakian war of the 8th century?
Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.
Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.
by RogerMethod420 May 14, 2022
Get the Holy Slovakian War of the 8th centurymug. A woman who lives at a port and charges seamen for handjobs which she saves the ejaculate for her mouth and eats that for her main protein.
by Bryan 1888 January 23, 2023
Get the slovakian handfishermug. Slovakian Shit Juggling is performed by taking all your clothing off and defecating on ones hands then closing yours eyes and juggling it over your head with your mouth open.
by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025
Get the Slovakian Shit Jugglingmug. When the women is laying on her neck legs in the air around the man’s head, the man is sitting on her ass making scooter sounds while standing up shitting in her ass hole, via tube Inserted in each ani
My grandma was complaining about her neck problems so I told grandpa to to go easy on her with the Slovakian scooter.
by Jumper gang June 17, 2024
Get the Slovakian scootermug. The Slovakian AirPod, not to be confused with "The Slovakian Traffic Cone" or "The Slovakian Traffic Stop" is the act of nutting, into a copper pipe, bleeding into it , puking into it, spitting into it, inserting period chunks into it, pissing into it, and shitting into it, then inserting into your partner and/or victims ear and blowing aggressively until the entire scrambled shit show is in their head.
by Maximus H April 1, 2024
Get the The Slovakian AirPodmug. A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.
Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny
by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024
Get the Slovakian fire hosemug. A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.
Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny
by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024
Get the Slovakian fire hosemug.