Sloshed

to be so wonderfully intoxicated that you can not control your body or actions.

Jessica was completley sloshed Friday night. She drank an entire bottle of vodka, then proceeded to stumble everywhere and slure her words. needless to say she had a great time.

by the slosher September 18, 2011

slosh boll

When a guy's douchebag level is so high that he is regarded by many as constantly "sloshing balls" around in his mouth.

You know that douchebag Josh?" "You mean slosh boll?

by How Many Miles Per Malin May 15, 2011

Spit Slosh

The little amount of beer left in bottles, cans, cups, etc. that nobody ever wants to finish. Spit Slosh is warm, flat, and the main reason for leaky garbage bags at parties. It can most commonly be found in beer pong cups after a sloppy game.

Girl: "Hey can I get some of your beer?"

Guy: "Sure you can just finish it I was about to grab a new one anyway."

Girl: "Nevermind I'll just get my own, I don't want your Spit Slosh."

by WEEZY<3 February 24, 2009

Slosh Fest

the over drinking of an alcoholic substance at a party, resulting in more then 90% of the population being FUUUCKED UPP

Come to Amanda's party.. it's such a slosh fest

by Adjsakld July 18, 2010

salmon sloshing

the act of delicately inserting the tail half of a live salmon in a woman's vagina to arouse pleasure while the mouth end of the salmon is positioned to receive the penis of a male. In this sexual innuendo usually the male and female are to reach orgasmic climax once the salmon is deceased.

My pen pal Emma from Iceland invited me over to her home country to go Salmon sloshing. It's a yearly tradition for her family.

by virginmary69 April 11, 2019

slosh pocket

noun-an utterly blown out, lifeless and grey excuse for a pussy who's hole is as deep and wide as the pockets on a pool table. Found most often in poor white trailer trash bitches with platinum blond hair and brown or black roots as well as your run of the mill bar fly.

Good lord man, you would have to tie a board to your ass not to get lost in that nasty bitches slosh pocket.

by b. robertson June 4, 2007

rhythmic sloshing

The noise you hear when a couple in an apartment near you is having sex in a large tub.

First I heard the water run and fill the tub followed by the couple laughing and splashing around together. Later, all I heard was moaning and rhythmic sloshing.

by MR2 July 27, 2008