Slooking

Alternative Meaning:

Single and Looking - An individual who is not in any kind of relationship and is looking for companionship.

People who are slooking would love to go on dates.

by Cutiejuice December 10, 2012

Storking

When you merge your picture with a stork and see what your baby would look like.

I've been storking lately and have a picture of you above my bed flying over my grandmother's grave.

by Chairmanlmao April 21, 2019

Slowking

The ultimate pokemon to ever exist. He can kick Mewtwo's ass anyday, screw you if you don't agree! Raaawrrr!! He has such an awesome hat/shell! And he has semi-clothes! That thing around his neck counts! HE'S NOT FUCKING HINDU!!

"I choose you Slowking!"
"Oh, it looks like your Mewtwo FUCKING SUCKS _____ <-insert loser's name here"

"I jack off to Slowking porn."

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

Storking

to conceive a child without the method known as 'fucking the clit'. as it is the alternative method to write a nice letter to the stork and hope he has a baby left in his prison full of pregnant ladys.

"oh darling would you fuck my clit so we could have a baby?
not tonight dear lets just do a tad of Storking, you call the stork and i will take out another morgage" - classy British couple

by Jedi Peacekeeper December 2, 2005

Sporking

when a couple is spooning(laying to one side) and begin to have sex, still on their side. Spooning leads to forking thus sporking

dude i got lad last night!, we were spooning and without even moving we began forking, what began as spooning turned into sporking!

by Bam-9 August 25, 2010

sporking

just like spooning. the only difference is that the male subject is behind the female subject and the couple are engaged in sexual intercourse.

I was sporking last night

by scozz1 April 29, 2009

Sporking

When you start off cuddling and spooning and end up having sex

Tina asked to be spooned but when Bill got a hard on, they ended up sporking instead.

by FtMyersArtist August 8, 2009