Crackershit Slong Beater

A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.

Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!

by Theinsultist May 16, 2014

sling slong

a mega dingus someone who no one loves there usualy named Auden

your such a sling slong

by bynameisyeeter November 19, 2019

Chicken Slong

basically, a chicken with a slong , it may be impossiable but its funny and catchy to say .
A chicken with a huge penis

Used as an insult

shut up you chicken slong

by Cupofteawithwings June 16, 2010

Flaming Slong

When a man lights his penis on fire and has sex with a woman. It also frequently refers to the act of intercourse with a lit penis.

Hey do you want to go to a movie tonight? I can't, I have to get skin grafts because I gave my girlfriend the flaming slong last night.

by Gerbil Wellington September 16, 2010

Long Slong

Teegan is one of the only females to have a huge long slong that’s comes into the room 5 minutes after she does

Damn baby you look fine as hell with that long slong

by longslonggg May 12, 2020

long slong

If you were born january you have a big slong

long slong

by jack storm October 8, 2020

long slong

Baes long/big dick

Damn bae you have a long slong

by poe.pok September 16, 2016