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Keyboard Slobber

When you lazily drag your hand across the keyboard, mostly when you are drunk.
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Sober Member: I think he's drunk, he just keyboard slobbered.
by Oblifier November 18, 2009
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Slobber Bucket

Somebody who seems like there pretty normal but when you talk to them long enough, they seem like a retarded person; almost like they slobber when the person talks.
Bob: Hey Willie, whats 2 times 4?
Willie: Whadda stupid question! Its 44! Duh! Why?
Bob: Enough said....u are a straight up Slobber Bucket!
by This silly Guy February 23, 2009
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slobber jaw

when an old lady gives you head and doesn't have any teeth so the dick just rolls around creating alot of slobber that tend to run out the mouth/jaw
Larry: "the old lady at the nursing home went to town on my dick she gave me the ol' Slobber Jaw"

Mark: "just like mom use to make"
by Mark Bash August 29, 2006
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facebook slobber

FB Slobber: The act of posting overly emotional comments, overly intimate comments and shit your friends don't want to see on your significant other's FB page. ~FB Slobber ~
Facebook slobber: I enjoyed last night if you know what I mean. Did I see a puddy tat? I did I did see a puddy tat!
by Gagging with a spoon August 18, 2010
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Slobber on Knobber

Hey baby slobber on knobber?
Oh, she's great at slobbering on knobber!
by J h b March 3, 2008
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Slobber Swear

The Slobber Swear is the only way to determine the truth out of your loved one. A Slobber Swear is more promising than any "Swear to God", "Straight Up", "Right Hand Up", "Swear on Graves" or even the overrated "Pinky Promise". A Slobber Swear is an act that only a couple can perform. A Slobber Swear is performed when one does not believe the other and they will touch tounges (and maybe some slobber) to ensure 100% trust in eachother!
Guy- "Babe I promise I didn't know!!"
Girl- "How can I trust you?"
Guy- "I Swear to God!"
Girl- "Don't believe you!"
Guy- "I Pinky Promise"
Girl- "Liar!"
Guy- "I Slobber Swear!!" (Reaches out toungue)
Girl- (Connects with her toungue) "Aww! I should've trusted you"
by GR3CH June 10, 2011
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slobber donkey

A girl who will literally blow any guy that talks to her.
Don't go near that girl bro, she's such a slobber donkey, I heard she blew the whole football team in under a week.
by Urban Nugget August 15, 2016
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