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Slobbing meat

To preform oral sex on a man, typically a blowjob with a copious amount of saliva
Damn man I was with Samantha last night and what they say about her is true; she's an expert at slobbing meat
by DinoPrice January 13, 2017
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slobbification

A term to describe COVID’s powerful mass effect to cause everyone on the planet to feel at least slightly comfortable shopping in their pajamas.
Yes it is most certainly the Year of the Slipper Shoppers, the slobbification of America has formally arrived.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020
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Slut Slobber

(noun/verb): the incontrollable antics of a college female, usually in attendence at Arizona State Univerity, when induced with large quantities of alcholic beverages.

Noun form: identifyable behavior: extremely generous, loud and confident, suffering from verbal diarrhea and a belief that she can drink anyone under the table.

Verb form: usual signs include: a flushed face, stupid grin, loud voice, a profound love for mankind, and uncontrollable projectiling. The sufferer believes themself to be incredibly deep, intelligent, and insightful but prone to giggle.

Result of a slut slobber: suffering from a near death-like state, often catatonic, and always with a pounding headache. Unbalanced with no sense of humor, needs total silence and another cocktail
Noun Example: That slut slobber at your party last night was a hot mess!

Verb Example: That bitch slut slobbered her way down mill last night!
by KC&JB productions October 23, 2009
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Grave Slobbing

Instead of taking stuff away from a grave (grave robbing) you are adding to the grave site.

Usually taking the form of revenge; by having lunch sat on their grave, tossing all the empty beer cans, wrappers, and crumbs over it. Then lighting up a few smokes flicking the ash about and grinding the butt into the headstone.

To finish you can then urinate and/or take a dump on the grave, using the flowers or cards to wipe with.
Steve 'Hey dude do you feel bad you will never get your revenge on Mike for bullying you?'.

John 'Naw I spent my lunch grave slobbing his plot , so it's all good now'.
by sherav October 20, 2012
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Scobba

When one leaves an awkward situation in an extremely polite but quick manner.
"Halfway through sucking my cock Nick exclaimed he had to work in the morning and pulled a Scobba."
by Blacjo March 18, 2015
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Slobjaüer

(pron. Slob-jow-er)

An act of fellatio as performed on a flaccid and unerect penis, to the point of sexual climax and ejaculation.
1) I wasn't feeling well last night man, I just couldn't get it up. So my girl gave me a gnarly Slobjaüer.

2) My girlfriend wanted to give me a Slobjaüer the other day, but my stupid boner kept getting in the way.
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slobbadonkey

(adj.) 1)one who is extremely unattractive; busted 2)a mythical hideous creature
Damn, that girl was a slobbadonkey if I've every seen one.
by mathruD October 21, 2008
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