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Slimey Zebra

When your teacher Tugs on your balls through your pants and huck mucus on your tip as you shit. (preferably green shit full of bile.)
"Yo Mr. Renolds gave me a slimey zebra!"
by Slimey Zebra August 28, 2025
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Slimey Mike

When you pull your penis out after anal sex and proceed to poke or slap the woman's face with your slimey cock.
My girlfriend was acting out so i gave her a good old slimey mike.
by Hough_Morris April 4, 2021
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Slimey dawg

Best friends/buds call each other this if they are badass, or another word for savage.
Friend 1: omg did you see that!!
Friend 2: yes! what a slimey dawg
by slimeydawg17 October 4, 2016
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Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober May 9, 2016
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Slimey dawg

Best friends/buds call each other this if they are badass, or another word for savage.
Friend 1: omg did you see that!!
Friend 2: yes! what a slimey dawg
by slimeydawg17 October 4, 2016
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Slimey Pipe

When it's your turn to have a go at the orgy but you're the last one in and everyone has nutted inside.
Joe: Hey everyone, it's Phil's turn to have a go! He'll be enjoying some 'Slimey Pipe'!

Phil: All I'm hearing is easy entry!
by Bazinga87 February 24, 2023
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slimey cornball

An acquaintance so heinous, A gamer so stinky, they may only run caustic in apex legends. A sweaty nerd rat, whose life is pointless.
This slimey cornball had the audacity to ask me for my nicotine device while holding my dab pen.
by Poon_Goon69 September 23, 2022
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