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stick a dick in it

"Stick a dick in it, mofo."
by Suzi January 7, 2004
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Pretty straightforward. That moral your friends repeat over and over again when they tell you that you shouldn't have slept with that girl last night 'cause they knew she'd take shit too seriously.
Clarence: shit bruv that Jessica chick is all over me she won't get off of me man she's tagging me in all this relationship post bullshit, saving pics of me, telling her friends, texting me 24/7... what do I do?
Bob: bro idk lmao you bloody fuckin' had sex with her not me. you know what they say fam don't stick your dick in crazy.
by Seenlord September 12, 2016
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stick your dick in a fan

Doing something that will do you absolutely no good. Synonymous with piss in the wind
Why would you go to the ATM, you don't have any money. You might as well stick your dick in a fan.
by Just Rhino April 12, 2017
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Dick-sick

When one gets physically sick from not having sex with their significant other.
Jocelyn went to bed without sex one night an woke up dick-sick
by Panda ash October 10, 2014
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stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.
by magusguy October 1, 2007
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dick slack

Dick slack is a noun used to refer to the uselessness of another person. For example, when someone isn't pulling their weight at work, you refer to this as "dick slack". One should never put up with dick slack.
Wow, we really need to cut the dick slack on our team.
by LizzieGirl01 February 3, 2020
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dick sick

To feel ill from lack of penis penetration
Dawn was so dick sick she was looking at the hotdog in a entirely new light
by Breezy4sheezy July 26, 2015
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