Sled gang

A proud clan of Russian Crusaders who devote their lives to edgy memes. Founded by Dan the Meme Man, they believe in the worship of PewDiePie, Harambe Ben Shapiro and sans .The Sled Gang’s warcry is :
Eat ass
Smoke grass
Sled fast!

The members of the sled gang snorted popping candy and smoked teabags in their spare time

by Brøther Naartjie January 5, 2019

piss sled

a fold-a-bed that is pissed/soiled while passed out drunk and folded back up without washing.

dude.. i got wasted and pissed the fold-a-bed. Let's fold this piss sled up!

by timmythekid March 21, 2006

Spanish Sled

First you need to find someone with a lot of forgiveness in their heart, or a stranger; bring them to the top of a staircase; proceed to knock them unconscious; strip them naked and ride them down the stairs.

Ellie was pissed after John used her as a Spanish Sled

by Aram A. February 25, 2008

taco sled

Typically this term is used to define heavily modified vehicles owned by persons of Hispanic origin. Easily spotted by the 'lowered' stance of the vehicle, a clear over-abundance of chrome trim, and interior appointments akin to a massage-parlour waiting room. These vehicles can often be heard emitting a Latin-tinged dance beat while the drivers hang various appendages out of unrolled windows. Often, the music does not match the movement of the vehicle as it bounces up and down while in motion, yet this does not seem to faze said driver.

The housekeeper asked for a raise shortly after her son crashed his taco sled.

by DennisT December 5, 2004

sled pusher

A person with incredible strength and agility to which thrives upon pushing an ancient leg apparatus across paved parking lots in snow, sleet, rain, heat, or pretty much any weather condition!

Look at that Laney! She is such an incredible sled pusher. I wish to someday push that sled "Laney style"!

by costner24 April 13, 2015

the sledding shrek

When you put massive amounts of food dye down your penis, and then jizz the green dye and your green jizz all over her. The sled part comes into play when you go outside in the middle of winter, and lay the woman stomach down. tie her arms and legs into a bundle over her back. You then start to penetrate her, and find a way to mount yourself on top of her. you then propel your green, naked woman sled down a steep hill, and make sure there is a lubed up ramp at the end of the hill, when you go flying in the air, dismount from your green sled and jizz all over your snow covered woman sled.

Dan : What did you do last night?
John : me and Kate performed "the sledding shrek".

by Shrek slayer August 20, 2017

shit sled

A crappy car, pickup truck, van etc. Usually with one or more spare tires (donuts) on it, mismatched paint, primer showing, lots of physical defects. Something you would be embarrassed to be seen in.

Terrance swung by our house in his shit sled, but Sarah refused to get in it. Terrance left by himself, pissed.

by Solo-Stroke April 5, 2018