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Keyboard Slamming

Keyboard Slamming is the action of rapidly typing random keys normally in all uppercase and can be usually found in TikTok comments.
"PLEASEEE BAHAHJHUWHFULIUDWUIG"
"OMFG ULIHWUHAHUHDUH"
"LMFAOOOO LWUHUGSHQUSHUWGFWIDWJD"
"Oml can you guys stop Keyboard Slamming and just say, lol, lmao or some shit like that."
by why're you looking here? October 27, 2020
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Computer Slamming

A Sport that can be played by anyone who owns a Computer. Computer Slamming is similar to Pillow Fighting but with Old and/or Worthless Computers instead of Pillows. What you have to do is basically hit the faces of your class' bullies with it, or slam it really hard against the floor and leave it damaged as much as possible so that it doesn't have to be powered on or be touched by a human hand ever again.
Okay, class! Bring all your Worthless Computers with you to the patio. In today's class we're playing Computer Slamming!
by Python Coder February 6, 2023
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clam slamming

When two women aggressively rub their vulvae together during sexual intercourse.
"Stacey, do you want to go to spinning class with me?"

"No way, I was up all night clam slamming with Melissa, and my crotch is on fire."
by Emily Jo Ann March 23, 2010
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hog slamming

The act of searching a bar for the fattest, most un-lovable she-beast with intent to seduce.
Jimmy and Doug went to Buster's last night for some hog slamming and Doug bagged a 300 pounder!
by Andy Suter March 18, 2007
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dragon slaying

The act of a male going out in search of extremely old female sexual counterparts. Similar to cougar hunting, but with a more extreme age difference.
Tommy and I went out dragon slaying last night, he scored a tight ass ggmilf.
by Tonx March 25, 2011
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Hefalump Slaying

When one has the intension to go out and have sex with a fat chick or Hefalump.
He dude we been having bad luck with the chicks lets go Hefalump slaying.
by Derek "nasty boy" Miller November 5, 2007
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Slamming

"Tia did you see Trévon at the pool?! His body was slamming!😜👅💦"
by 😄😃😘 July 26, 2015
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