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Slank dick

During masturbation your turns soft and dies in your hands.
You ever be beatin your meat, and then got that slank dick?
by Sleenkee-ninkee March 2, 2020
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The Slank

A horrible, fatal sexually transmitted diesease that is believed to have orginated in saginaw michigan. it kills within 24 hours of contraction.
Anyone who is a collegiate female athlete in the 989 area code most likely has the slank.
by archcard April 28, 2010
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Sankofa viewing

Sankofa viewing — Sankofa is an African word from the Akan tribe in Ghana. The literal translation of the word and it associated symbol is “it is not taboo to fetch what is at risk of being left behind.”

In contemporary parlance a Sankofa viewing is going back and watching to prior episodes of a series that you are bingeing to both refresh your memory and to see if the series is well written.

By tracing the backstories of the major characters you will easily be able to tell if the story arcs are well planned; or, if a group of writers are just throwing some third act plot twist shite against a wall to see if it will stick!!!!!

For practicing this art I DO NOT RECOMMEND THE WALKING DEAD OR ANY OF ITS CLONES because you will be terribly disappointed by the writing and a group of writers were throwing a lot of third act plot twist shite against the wall to see if it would stick!!!!!!!

The Sopranos, on the other hand, will not disappoint and rewards rewatching, They were telling you where it was going from episode one.

Amazingly, when you get good at this with binge watching visual mediums, it may be useful to read a book or two. Most good books reward a Sankofa Reading. After all, isn’t that why writing was invented?

But, ya gotta start somewhere.
A new season of What We Do in the Shadows is about to start; let’s do a Sankofa viewing of the series and the movie so that we can catch all of the details and the subtleties.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 28, 2023
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Shank's Law

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.
"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."
by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015
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sanketh

He is very smart and likes to be mischievous. He is the godlike person of the squad. A Sanketh loves to play games. He is more independent at stuff. However, when he gets the chance to share he will always do it. He is a great leader and is always happy to help. He is also very funny.
Sanketh was such a great leader today we won every match!
by Checkerslovekiya June 1, 2021
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Shank spanking

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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Pulled a Shanka

To finish an American bachelor’s program in 2 years instead of 4
David is such an overachiever, he pulled a Shanka! He graduated at 19 years old from college.
by CollegeUSA May 16, 2019
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