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Sagan

Sagan get hoes mad hoes and he is hot his hair is beautiful he is like a god
Sagan is god
by Chrsiboi May 11, 2019
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Sagamore

When a trach patient gives a man a blow job and the warm air coming out of the trach blows across his balls, therefore causing them to descend.
Suzie just got her new trach and was excited to give Joe a Sagamore
by Dr. Masagemarod August 15, 2010
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seagal

Originates from Steven Seagal. When you seagal someone you bust them up or kill them in the vain of Steven Seagal.
by Dan October 15, 2004
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Steven Seagal

A very powerful man, one so powerful he beats his three wives for fun. Has hair the likes one has never seen; it resembles matted down beaver hair that never moves, even when fighting on top of a train or running around in the Alaskan wilderness. Currently weighing in at a cool 400 pounds, he doesn't have to actually fight anymore, just wave his hands and all have broken necks or arms. He dresses to kill in all black, which does not hide his bulky ass. No acting skills are required; all that is needed is to have a dick in your throat and be able to mumble "Mission Accomplished". In order to kill like Seagal, you must be able to slide for 20 minutes without a running start and shoot your enemies at the same time, even on the flatest of surfaces. (No reloading is required, your ammo is endless).
Every movie is made with his character having the name "John", "Jack", or "Casey". In order to write a plot for a Seagal movie, all you must do is have him a) be a cop, b) a mercenary or c) an ex-serviceman. Then Seagal must either save a sub, a town, a nuclear warhead, the environment, or all of the above. He must do battle with Columbian druglords, terrorists, or environmental evildoers. Then Seagal ultimately saves the day, and ends the movie with a snazzy one-liner. While the credits are rolling, you could have him strumming one of his guitars, and singing a jaunty little number.
I totally Steven Seagalled that guy; Mission Accomplished.

I am Steven Seagal...someone has to take out the garbage.

I tried it with my girlfriend, she said "mission accomplished, all the way in".
by Mandy Broad September 22, 2007
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Ritvik Sagar

A very basic horny weeb who once started watching anime for it’s cool animation and fighting scenes but was slowly consumed by the hentai world and turned into a (horny) monster.
I think you’re having a ritvik sagar....
by Naruto kun<3 May 10, 2021
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shagadelic baby, yeah!

The phrase coined by Austin Powers star Mike Myers as he 'compliments' his female assistants.
Austin: "Fancy a shag?"
Girl: "...what?"
Austin: "Oh, you're shagadelic baby, YEAH!"
by Crazy Axer July 16, 2009
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Dhruv Sagar

A person who changes their favorite NBA team and player according to how well they are doing. In easy words, an unloyal fake fan.
When Lebron moved to the Lakers: I am Lakers fan.
When Denver Nuggets was 2nd place in standing: My fav team is the nuggets.
When Portland beat the OKC in the playoffs: I support the Blazers.

My fav player is Chris Paul
Few days later: My fav player is Isaiah Thomas
Few days later: My fav player is Lebron
Few days later: My fav player is Kuzma
Few days later: My fav player Jamal Murray
Few days later: My fav player is Kyrie Irving
Few days later: My fav player is Damian Lillard

Me: Bro, why are u such a Dhruv Sagar!
Him/Her: What? I feel offended
by TheAdventureOfPororo April 26, 2019
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