Spread Em.

1. When you spread your legs like a whore.

2. Or maybe when your horny and you do that because your horny.

Avery spreaded her legs like a slut because she liked it.

Spread Em.

by Tylertops July 6, 2016

legs-a-spread

a game played in the 1800s to the early 1900s in which two men strip there pants and sit with spread legs with the feet together and slap each other's testicals tell one admits defeat.

me and my buddy played a game of legs-a-spread I slapped his balls so hard he threw up after

by nds22 April 25, 2014

Asian spread

1.) A psychosomatic disorder, often associated with pseudo-Jamaican men, caused by an obsession with pettite women of a yellow complexion.

2.) A highly potent case of yellow fever.

3.) The distinct feeling titilation associated with working on a computer science project with multiple asian women.

Upon catching the "Asian spread," Sebastian immediately visited 100 Asian porn sites.

by Bob the Biiilder May 1, 2007

Canadian Spread

It's an axle configuration used on tractor trailers and other heavy trucks where the centres of the rear axles are 6 feet apart not a god damn sex position you perverts.

My new Kenworth T800 has a Canadian spread on it, gives me lots of extra traction in the snow.

by jay_P09 January 2, 2015

fruit spread

Really good music, is a synonym for jam, since jam is fruit spread

"This song is my jam! Listen to that fruit spread!"

by Sassy Sasha December 15, 2018

spreadsheetmanship

Of, or pertaining to the level of skill and talent one posesses in regards to creating, editing, and formatting spreadsheets. Generally, someone with good spreadsheetmanship will employ effective colors combinations, fonts, and cell spacing to create a readable, functioning spreadsheet.

"Her spreasheet was easy to read and understand due to her excellent spreadsheetmanship."

"His spreadsheetmanship sucks. The colors were awful, and the cells were too small."

by S Peterson August 6, 2008

Spreadswoman

Female who frequently engages in sexual activity within a "circle" of friends.

May that spreadswoman find glory in tonight's scandalous activities.

by Spreadskate February 11, 2009