Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.

Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.

by KaBoom August 14, 2014

The Singularity

The point at which software is able to generate Facebook statuses indistinguishable from those created by man.

When the machines reached The Singularity, mankind had truly lost the war.

by statusmonkey November 12, 2013

singular yike

When something is not problematic to use multiple yikes.

I have to write an essay for tomorrow. Singular yike.

by JaxonJackson March 12, 2020

Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity

The physical property was discovered by the MCHS senior class of 2011 while observing their colleague, Truman. It was determine that his own natural attraction to swag also branches out to people around him so they attract swag while in his general vicinity.

1: Nigga, where'd you get all that swag!?
2: Haven't you heard of Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity?
1: Damn, you been hanging with Truman? Lucky asshole! >.<

by OiiKii September 29, 2011

Singular Creationist

A gamer who specializes in a certain class or race and will only digress from his specialization in the event of a missing healer or over abundance of said specialization.

Dave: Okay everybody, make your characters.

Tony: I'll be the fighter.

Dave: Tony you singular creationist, play as a mage for once, douche.

by Lee A-Dizzle August 10, 2007

premature singulation

when you start singing the words to a song before the lyrics actually kick in

hold off with the premature singulation, the song hasn't started yet!

by miriam123 July 23, 2010

singultus

a chronic, involuntary ailment that is usually a symptom of fatigue, cranks, or Aids.

as in "but if I had singultus, no one would care"

by Trish January 10, 2003