Frist meaning-
-A type of transformer that's a simp.
second meaning
- unit of measurement of time in simp standards
-A type of transformer that's a simp.
second meaning
- unit of measurement of time in simp standards
First meaning example: The Autobots were forced to go against the simpcons in the 5th movie.
Frist meaning example 2: A simpcond whispered into Optimus Prime's Engine some dirty diesel things
Second meaning example: Our professor decided to convert from units of seconds to units of simpconds.
Frist meaning example 2: A simpcond whispered into Optimus Prime's Engine some dirty diesel things
Second meaning example: Our professor decided to convert from units of seconds to units of simpconds.
by TheRealRealSoup September 11, 2020
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by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020
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This is a type of corporation simp (or corp simp) who defends every single decision Nintendo does, no matter it's a crappy one or not. They mostly defend without any good researches and good logic, and when they seem to lose the conversation, some start to say their comments are opinions, some become goalpost shifters, some insult their colloquists, some prefer to stay quiet. They usually have age lower than 25 and use pfps of copyrighted characters.
This is a type of corporation simp (or corp simp) who defends every single decision Nintendo does, no matter it's a crappy one or not. They mostly defend without any good researches and good logic, and when they seem to lose the conversation, some start to say their comments are opinions, some become goalpost shifters, some insult their colloquists, some prefer to stay quiet. They usually have age lower than 25 and use pfps of copyrighted characters.
Nintendo Simp : Nintendo will go bankrupt if people keep downloading their games.
Nintendo fan who disagree with Nintendo's crappy decisions : Nintendo simps are just weird.
Nintendo fan who disagree with Nintendo's crappy decisions : Nintendo simps are just weird.
by Shiine-1 March 7, 2022
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Santino: Are you a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male like Language Simp?
Faget: Yes, I am learning Esperanto.
Santino: *Pulls out revolver*
Faget: Yes, I am learning Esperanto.
Santino: *Pulls out revolver*
by Average language speaker July 26, 2022
Get the Language Simp mug.A nigga that goes out his way for a girl that doesn’t fw him/doesn’t want him. He sends her messages everyday knowing she doesn’t want him and is just being nice. He could try to buy her stuff and keep trying to talk to her, but it’s not gonna get him anywhere.
Boy: “How was your day?”
Girl: “good ig”
Boy: “What did you do”
*24 hours later after being left on read*
Boy: *gets depressed and thinks about sending more messages or buying her stuff*
Girl: *Proceeds to keep being nice and doesn’t want to hurt his feelings and just wants to be friends, but will gladly take the benefit out of it*
Someone observing: “damn that nigga really simpin for her. What a simp ass nigga.”
Girl: “good ig”
Boy: “What did you do”
*24 hours later after being left on read*
Boy: *gets depressed and thinks about sending more messages or buying her stuff*
Girl: *Proceeds to keep being nice and doesn’t want to hurt his feelings and just wants to be friends, but will gladly take the benefit out of it*
Someone observing: “damn that nigga really simpin for her. What a simp ass nigga.”
by RobloxianPrince69 July 4, 2019
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Get the Simp Police mug.a word that everyone overuses w/out the correct definition. it means a guy that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respec waman ≠ simpery.
A: "dude, Vanessa keeps saying no when I ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I barely know you and this has become more of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't she so smart? "
B: "shut the fuck up simp"
B: "shut the fuck up simp"
by yovishi April 9, 2020
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