Shwaggler

noun Someone or something who Shwaggles.

Man, what a shwaggler. I think he deserves to use the toilet.

by Baz November 30, 2003

Swaglessness

1. A term that is used to express the state of one's lack of swag.

2. Usually directed towards immature kids who can't accept the fact that they need to grow up and just idolizes weed, wears expensive brands, obsesses with piercings/tattoos, and boasts about the swagger they never have.

3. The absence of swagfulness

1. Boy: hey girl, whats yo numba?
Chick: fuck off
Boy: fml! WAAAAH! let me blog it on my tumblr!
Friend: wow grow some balls. your swaglessness is hurting my reputation...you know what? im not kicking it with you anymore. pussy.
Boy: WAAAH!

2. Boy: dude i bought my obey cap today at Journeys!

Friend: SWAG!
Friend 2: Swag!
Friend 3: Swaaaag!
Chick: please, you are full of swaglessness

by sbinladen December 16, 2011

swagless wonder

a person that is without swag to an extream extent

kate is a swagless wonder

by call me han solo February 7, 2010

shnagle

A douchebag of the highest order.
Whines like a blower.
Undersized tackles
Homosexual horse lover.

"My, that was a tasty shnagle-time"
"Fuck, that guys being quite a shnagle"
"Unna, you just shnagled the shit out of it"

by Emospec April 10, 2008

shwaggle

Pronounced shwag-ul. Used like "lame" or "shitty" to reflect on a situation or negative outcome.

"There's nothing to do tonight, shwaggle."
"We're out of beer, shwaggle."
"You're a shwaggle."

by Dyelineye Carlineye October 30, 2008

shmagle

An imaginary place.

My friends say I live in shmagle town

by shark barf July 9, 2011

Shnagled

the act of being hit in the head with a coconut by a circus elephant.

MAN I JUST GOT SHNAGLED. Now i feel dizzy.

by Lulu <3 November 25, 2011